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Jun. 24th, 2008

  • 11:54 PM
MY SPIIIIINE
MY DOG IS INSANE

IT IS ONLY THE SECOND DAY OF 24-HOUR PUPPY PATROL

DUNCAN WILL BE THE DEATH OF ME

The Saddest Thing

  • May. 25th, 2008 at 12:20 AM
NOOOOOooooooOOOOooooo
Me: Yes, I am really getting the hang of this tablet thing! This is totally the best thing I have done entirely on the computer!
Photoshop: [SUDDEN DEATH]

At least I grabbed a screenshot before it shut down completely. :(

dinodinodino

  • May. 23rd, 2008 at 10:55 PM
just between you and me
If you love dinosaurs, as everyone should, you might want to check out [info]jesscandraw. I sort of went on a dino-frenzy tonight.

This icon is amazing.

  • May. 19th, 2008 at 1:19 PM
Princess Boxface loves me
I am obviously an unfit dragon mother. Oh well, I can just look at everyone else's babies.

In a few minutes I'm going to my Short Story class, and there I will turn in my last story. Tomorrow I give a presentation in Anthropology, and other than a couple more reading responses, that is my last assignment.

"Wow, Jess! What will you do with your free time?" Well, internet, I'd like to say I will be packing and cleaning and being a kind and virtuous person. But really, I'll probably just dick around watching bad movies and bothering the hell out of [info]hydr0phobia.

I know, my life is pretty damn glamorous.

Actually, I may start getting off my ass and figuring out websites and business cards and portfolios. That would be an excellent use of my time. But the safe bet is still on dicking around.

May. 6th, 2008

  • 5:32 PM
razzumfrazzum
Adopt one today!

DON'T YOU JUDGE ME.

JUST CLICK IT.


ETA Adopt one today! this one was an accident

May. 4th, 2008

  • 1:42 PM
FIGHT THE POWER
My adventures in healthcare continue to be gross and traumatic, and I do not want to talk about them. But there's nothing that happens to me that isn't my body falling apart in some strange new way!

Luckily, Iron Man came out, so I can talk about that instead.

Iron Man: IT'S SEXY. Oh my God. I did not think it was possible for me to have a bigger celebrity crush on Robert Downey Jr.! BUT I CAN. Thank you, Robert Downey Jr, for making me hot for Tony Stark. Thank you, and damn you.

OMG PUPPY

  • Mar. 18th, 2008 at 9:44 PM
brb fat puppying


LOOK AT THAT FACE.

LOOK AT IT.

HOW COULD WE RESIST.

His name is Dodger and he likes socks, licking people, and peeing on things.

HOW TO HAVE A TOTALLY AWESOME DAY

  • Mar. 7th, 2008 at 1:50 PM
not going down without a fight
by Jessica R., age 21

1. Wake up too early.
2. Go to Allstate for estimate on car damage.
3. It is raining.
4. Like, really fucking hard.
5. Go to Blockbuster to rent movie for reference.
6. TORNADO CONDITIONS. Trapped in Blockbuster.
7. After weather gets ... mildly less terrifying, go to comic shop.
8. Fail to find any comics you want.
9. CRAMPS.
10. Realize you have rented the wrong movie.
11. Whine on the internet.

Mar. 2nd, 2008

  • 9:58 PM
brb fat puppying
Dear self,

Stop reading about diseases on the internet. You do not have any of them. You will probably never have any of them. Jesus Christ, me, get over it.

Love,
Jessica

Feb. 25th, 2008

  • 8:51 PM
sing you sinners
Making a CD with 15 covers/remixes of the same song: pathetic or GENIUS?

Feb. 24th, 2008

  • 9:04 PM
pet meeee
Anon Meme

uhhh please don't blow up in my face

Feb. 24th, 2008

  • 10:31 AM
nothin' but net
Dear brain,

I'm not complaining. It was a fun ride. But, really, that epic dream about a time-traveling Hannah Montana guest starring on Saved By The Bell? And also having to fight the mafia? I just. I gotta know. Where the fuck did that come from.

Hugs n kisses,
Jess